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Front Page Dedicated to 'COOL RANCH' Doritos

Alcohol is the best invention. It makes parties funner and girls hotter. But unless you got cash up your ass, you gotta drink the cheap shit or whatever you find around. Case in point, alcohol tastes nasty. But fear not, i'm not saying for you kids not to drink, just the opposite. Since alcohol does not taste not too nice, you gotta chase it down with something. So one night, I look on the floor and pickup a Dorito 'COOL RANCH', put it in my mouth and it was like a party in my mouth (and everyone was invited). Ohh I was so happy, I grabbed a bag and suddenly the worst tasting beer tasted pretty good. From now on I only got the coolness of 'COOL RANCH' when drinkin. It also turns out that i'm the only one; "The now-famous Trenchcoat Mafia clique ate Doritos, according to key lunchroom witnesses. "Every day they'd take a bag of cool ranch or cheddar doritos", said lunchlady Beatrice Fripple. "I didn't think anything about it at the time, but now I start to wonder... could have the Doritos have been the cause of this tragedy?" Read the full article HERE

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